Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Admin Kazu, Here With An Address

Hey, everyone. It's Kazu.  I know I've been posting a lot lately, actually through the whole course of this blog, but don't worry, you don't have to deal with me for too much longer.

I think I'm going to have to take a break from the Pegasi for a while. Possibly permanently, depends on how long it takes for my actions to blow over.

Now I won't go into details, because this blog has been from the very conception meant to be a blog of six kids having a nice time, goofing off like we always do. I'm not going to change it.

It's not you Pegasi, the quiet watchers I know have secretly read everything and never said anything. No, I love you guys.

I am just really fucking done. With a lot of things.
And really fucking scared, of a lot of things.


Its a shame I didn't get to use my new nme more, I like Kazu.
Kazu Kazu Kazu. See, it's fun!!!

And for anybody wondering, I did learn to play Hana Fuda. Now I just need a set of cards.

Anyway, I have to go. Fics that need writing, horses that need drawing. Today, I take my leave.

See ya, Illogical Pegasi.

Or Space Cowboys.
Actually if there are any Space Cowboys, y'all should hmu.

 
-Kazu<3



Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Sleep Is For The Weak

Sleep is for losers. I do beileve I'm going to have to leave you, Though, because I am going to play Hana Fuda.
Or at least learn how. I've been meaning to do this for years.

Aso, I think I might offically change my name on here. So if posts stop being Dane and start being Kazu, that's why.

I never really liked the name 'Dane', and since I mostly borrowed it from Homestuck, which I pretty much don't read, I'm just stealing one from Anime, which I've liked for years.
So yeah, Admin Dane is now Kazuma.
I'll still probably sogn as Kaz or something.
Bcause Kaz/Kazu is cool.

But yeah Hana Fuda time.

-Kazu

I'm a little cocky, and my word is law.

I'd just like to point out that since Julia doesnt actually care, I'm not in favor of her taking charge of the design.

Naturally, I am going to change it.
It is a war she will not win.
This is my War Game.
-Dane/Kazuma (Ally, Lora, and I watched Summer Wars as a group today. I've seen it quite a few times, at least six now, and I chose my character in advance. I get to be KazuKazu. :3)

It's COLD.

Wow, I honestly didn't think anyone else remembered this blog. Or cared.

Anyway, I just wanted to say that no I am not dead, dying, or any variation thereof. I'm also taking charge of the design part of this blog (sorry Laura), so expect changes in the next few days.

Also, my eyeballs hurt.

That is all.

Friday, September 14, 2012

Dear Dreamer; (Dane's Last Crazy Nightblogging Spam WARNING: CONTIANS GRAPHIC LANGUAGE!)

THis is the part of the night where Dane writes in third person.
Man, zer fingers are sore. No more storytyping.


I saw this poster a few seconds ago that said 'Legend has it that if you're awake at night it's only because you're in someone else's dreams' or something to that effect.
so I'd like to write a letter to whoever is dreaming of me.


Dear whoever is dreaming of me,

FUCK
YOU
WITH
A
RAKE.
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, KEEPING ME AWAKE ALL GODDAMN NIGHT?
WHAT IN JESUS DICK ARE YOU THINKING?
IS IT FUNNY, KNOWING I CAN'T SLEEP BECAUSE YOU HAVE ME IN YOUR DREAMS?
WELL I HOPE YOU'RE ENJOYING YOUR DREAM,
BECAUSE THIS IS THE LAST STRAW.

YOU ARE DEAD TO ME, DREAMER.
DEAD.

I DON'T EVEN CARE WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE. OVER ON PROSPIT? FINE. I WILL SWITCH CASTLES, WEAR YOUR PLANET'S STUPID FUCKING YELLOW PAJAMAS. I WILL BLEND THE FUCK IN, FIGURE OUT WHO IN FUCK IS DREAMING OF ME AND KEEPING ME AWAKE,
AND KILL YOU
SLOWLY
WITH PEANUTS.

AND IF YOU AREN'T ALLERGIC TO PEANUTS,
I WILL STAB YOU LOTS AND LOTS OFTIMES.
I WILL STAB YOUR CORPSE.
BECAUSE THIS HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH.
IF YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW FEAR, DREAMER, YOU ARE IN FOR A RIDE.
I WILL DESTROY YOUR FAMILY,
ALL OF IT.
YOU DO NOT KNOW WRATH.
AND YOU WILL NOT
UNTIL YOU GIVE Y FUCKING SLEEP BACK.



if anybody takes this seriousy, thry are fuckasses. They are fuckasses and Dane laughs at their fuckassness.

And if someone did happen to dream of me this night,

I was kidding about all that.
hahaha?

-Dane<3

I AM A GAZELLE, AND THE JUNGLE IS MY HOME.

'Nuff Said.
-Dane<3

Wow, It's Like Dane is the Only One That Gives a Shit Anymore

Looking back, most of these posts have been mine, and a grand total of IDEFK how many made sense.
That sentence didn't make sense.
MINDFUCK.
Okay, What in Jesus H. Dick is a Notboyfriend?
Is that like an
On-again,
Off-again
Boyfriend?
STRIDER STRIDER, BE MINE,
STRIDER BE MINE~
Man, I wanna speak Hispter.
I also wanna be strong without these Hispters, yeah
I wish that I could dance son a singl esomething,
I wish I coul dbe strong without you Strider yeah
OH, oh< OH, oh< OH,
without you Strider yeahhhhhhh
Sorry,
Broadway Karkat.
I don't know if yo ucan tell but I really like Homestuck.
Why the fuck is there a Pony on our screen.
I'd like it to be known that since Lora createed the blog and was the one thatinsisted we all put love into it, she was in charge of design.
I'm beginninng to wonder if that was such a good idea.

-Dane<3

We're Coming Off A Sugar High, Hello, I am Dane.

So, it's Lora, and here I have Sollux and Dane joining me today, and Julia's here too...... Hi people of Earth! Dane and I kind of missed out on the sugar high. Lora and Julia were sort og shunning us. That and Julia had to rid  Hah, wow, this post is so old, I can hardly even remember what the sugar high was like.
I think this was supposed to be a really long post.
Yeah,
Nah.


We're gonna go rob a bank.
At 1 in the morning.
fuck yeah.

-Dane<3 (Who finished this post alone, so I guess I'm robbing the bank alone? Cool, more cash/prison time for me!)

So Dane Isn't Dead.

Not that any of ou particularly...
cared....
Ah....

Eeeeeyyyeah. I'm not ead, I promise.
I should really go Homestuck, or, y'know, fucking SLEEP, because Ben and another friend of ours are probably invading my house tomorrow, and i'm sure I'll have to do a lot of shit and Ishould sleep, what topic stray much, But no.
I'm staying here.
And talking to you fuckers.
I get grouchy past 11.
No, fuck this, I'm tired.
But yeah I'm not dead.
Just a freshman.
A freshman who can hardly stay awake in class, seriously what the fuck am I doing awake.
Night guys!
-Dane<3