Dear Dreamer; (Dane's Last Crazy Nightblogging Spam WARNING: CONTIANS GRAPHIC LANGUAGE!)

THis is the part of the night where Dane writes in third person.
Man, zer fingers are sore. No more storytyping.


I saw this poster a few seconds ago that said 'Legend has it that if you're awake at night it's only because you're in someone else's dreams' or something to that effect.
so I'd like to write a letter to whoever is dreaming of me.


Dear whoever is dreaming of me,

FUCK
YOU
WITH
A
RAKE.
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, KEEPING ME AWAKE ALL GODDAMN NIGHT?
WHAT IN JESUS DICK ARE YOU THINKING?
IS IT FUNNY, KNOWING I CAN'T SLEEP BECAUSE YOU HAVE ME IN YOUR DREAMS?
WELL I HOPE YOU'RE ENJOYING YOUR DREAM,
BECAUSE THIS IS THE LAST STRAW.

YOU ARE DEAD TO ME, DREAMER.
DEAD.

I DON'T EVEN CARE WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE. OVER ON PROSPIT? FINE. I WILL SWITCH CASTLES, WEAR YOUR PLANET'S STUPID FUCKING YELLOW PAJAMAS. I WILL BLEND THE FUCK IN, FIGURE OUT WHO IN FUCK IS DREAMING OF ME AND KEEPING ME AWAKE,
AND KILL YOU
SLOWLY
WITH PEANUTS.

AND IF YOU AREN'T ALLERGIC TO PEANUTS,
I WILL STAB YOU LOTS AND LOTS OFTIMES.
I WILL STAB YOUR CORPSE.
BECAUSE THIS HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH.
IF YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW FEAR, DREAMER, YOU ARE IN FOR A RIDE.
I WILL DESTROY YOUR FAMILY,
ALL OF IT.
YOU DO NOT KNOW WRATH.
AND YOU WILL NOT
UNTIL YOU GIVE Y FUCKING SLEEP BACK.



if anybody takes this seriousy, thry are fuckasses. They are fuckasses and Dane laughs at their fuckassness.

And if someone did happen to dream of me this night,

I was kidding about all that.
hahaha?

-Dane<3