Admin Kazu, Here With An Address

Hey, everyone. It's Kazu.  I know I've been posting a lot lately, actually through the whole course of this blog, but don't worry, you don't have to deal with me for too much longer.

I think I'm going to have to take a break from the Pegasi for a while. Possibly permanently, depends on how long it takes for my actions to blow over.

Now I won't go into details, because this blog has been from the very conception meant to be a blog of six kids having a nice time, goofing off like we always do. I'm not going to change it.

It's not you Pegasi, the quiet watchers I know have secretly read everything and never said anything. No, I love you guys.

I am just really fucking done. With a lot of things.
And really fucking scared, of a lot of things.


Its a shame I didn't get to use my new nme more, I like Kazu.
Kazu Kazu Kazu. See, it's fun!!!

And for anybody wondering, I did learn to play Hana Fuda. Now I just need a set of cards.

Anyway, I have to go. Fics that need writing, horses that need drawing. Today, I take my leave.

See ya, Illogical Pegasi.

Or Space Cowboys.
Actually if there are any Space Cowboys, y'all should hmu.

 

-Kazu<3

Sleep Is For The Weak

Sleep is for losers. I do beileve I'm going to have to leave you, Though, because I am going to play Hana Fuda.
Or at least learn how. I've been meaning to do this for years.

Aso, I think I might offically change my name on here. So if posts stop being Dane and start being Kazu, that's why.

I never really liked the name 'Dane', and since I mostly borrowed it from Homestuck, which I pretty much don't read, I'm just stealing one from Anime, which I've liked for years.
So yeah, Admin Dane is now Kazuma.
I'll still probably sogn as Kaz or something.
Bcause Kaz/Kazu is cool.

But yeah Hana Fuda time.

-Kazu

I'm a little cocky, and my word is law.

I'd just like to point out that since Julia doesnt actually care, I'm not in favor of her taking charge of the design.

Naturally, I am going to change it.
It is a war she will not win.
This is my War Game.
-Dane/Kazuma (Ally, Lora, and I watched Summer Wars as a group today. I've seen it quite a few times, at least six now, and I chose my character in advance. I get to be KazuKazu. :3)

It's COLD.

Wow, I honestly didn't think anyone else remembered this blog. Or cared.

Anyway, I just wanted to say that no I am not dead, dying, or any variation thereof. I'm also taking charge of the design part of this blog (sorry Laura), so expect changes in the next few days.

Also, my eyeballs hurt.

That is all.

Dear Dreamer; (Dane's Last Crazy Nightblogging Spam WARNING: CONTIANS GRAPHIC LANGUAGE!)

THis is the part of the night where Dane writes in third person.
Man, zer fingers are sore. No more storytyping.


I saw this poster a few seconds ago that said 'Legend has it that if you're awake at night it's only because you're in someone else's dreams' or something to that effect.
so I'd like to write a letter to whoever is dreaming of me.


Dear whoever is dreaming of me,

FUCK
YOU
WITH
A
RAKE.
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, KEEPING ME AWAKE ALL GODDAMN NIGHT?
WHAT IN JESUS DICK ARE YOU THINKING?
IS IT FUNNY, KNOWING I CAN'T SLEEP BECAUSE YOU HAVE ME IN YOUR DREAMS?
WELL I HOPE YOU'RE ENJOYING YOUR DREAM,
BECAUSE THIS IS THE LAST STRAW.

YOU ARE DEAD TO ME, DREAMER.
DEAD.

I DON'T EVEN CARE WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE. OVER ON PROSPIT? FINE. I WILL SWITCH CASTLES, WEAR YOUR PLANET'S STUPID FUCKING YELLOW PAJAMAS. I WILL BLEND THE FUCK IN, FIGURE OUT WHO IN FUCK IS DREAMING OF ME AND KEEPING ME AWAKE,
AND KILL YOU
SLOWLY
WITH PEANUTS.

AND IF YOU AREN'T ALLERGIC TO PEANUTS,
I WILL STAB YOU LOTS AND LOTS OFTIMES.
I WILL STAB YOUR CORPSE.
BECAUSE THIS HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH.
IF YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW FEAR, DREAMER, YOU ARE IN FOR A RIDE.
I WILL DESTROY YOUR FAMILY,
ALL OF IT.
YOU DO NOT KNOW WRATH.
AND YOU WILL NOT
UNTIL YOU GIVE Y FUCKING SLEEP BACK.



if anybody takes this seriousy, thry are fuckasses. They are fuckasses and Dane laughs at their fuckassness.

And if someone did happen to dream of me this night,

I was kidding about all that.
hahaha?

-Dane<3

I AM A GAZELLE, AND THE JUNGLE IS MY HOME.

'Nuff Said.
-Dane<3

Wow, It's Like Dane is the Only One That Gives a Shit Anymore

Looking back, most of these posts have been mine, and a grand total of IDEFK how many made sense.
That sentence didn't make sense.
MINDFUCK.
Okay, What in Jesus H. Dick is a Notboyfriend?
Is that like an
On-again,
Off-again
Boyfriend?
STRIDER STRIDER, BE MINE,
STRIDER BE MINE~
Man, I wanna speak Hispter.
I also wanna be strong without these Hispters, yeah
I wish that I could dance son a singl esomething,
I wish I coul dbe strong without you Strider yeah
OH, oh< OH, oh< OH,
without you Strider yeahhhhhhh
Sorry,
Broadway Karkat.
I don't know if yo ucan tell but I really like Homestuck.
Why the fuck is there a Pony on our screen.
I'd like it to be known that since Lora createed the blog and was the one thatinsisted we all put love into it, she was in charge of design.
I'm beginninng to wonder if that was such a good idea.

-Dane<3

We're Coming Off A Sugar High, Hello, I am Dane.

So, it's Lora, and here I have Sollux and Dane joining me today, and Julia's here too...... Hi people of Earth! Dane and I kind of missed out on the sugar high. Lora and Julia were sort og shunning us. That and Julia had to rid  Hah, wow, this post is so old, I can hardly even remember what the sugar high was like.
I think this was supposed to be a really long post.
Yeah,
Nah.


We're gonna go rob a bank.
At 1 in the morning.
fuck yeah.

-Dane<3 (Who finished this post alone, so I guess I'm robbing the bank alone? Cool, more cash/prison time for me!)

So Dane Isn't Dead.

Not that any of ou particularly...
cared....
Ah....

Eeeeeyyyeah. I'm not ead, I promise.
I should really go Homestuck, or, y'know, fucking SLEEP, because Ben and another friend of ours are probably invading my house tomorrow, and i'm sure I'll have to do a lot of shit and Ishould sleep, what topic stray much, But no.
I'm staying here.
And talking to you fuckers.
I get grouchy past 11.
No, fuck this, I'm tired.
But yeah I'm not dead.
Just a freshman.
A freshman who can hardly stay awake in class, seriously what the fuck am I doing awake.
Night guys!
-Dane<3

That's right, I exist!

What's up guys, it's... hold on a minute... What is it Jackson! Can't you see I'm in the middle of... wait, so, we're not recording? This is for the blog? Why didn't you say so! Oh. You did. Ok, so, my schizo voice just told me that I'm not recording for YouTube right now, and I probably shouldn't be doing the intro. This is kinda awkward now. I think I'll just make that binder like I'm supposed to right now. Bye. - Ben

I HAVE CHORTLES!!

This about sums up my week.

Something Tells Me.....

There is apparently a limit to how many followers a blog can have. It is 5000. Something tells me our little blog eill never have to worry about traffic. ~Dane<3

Dane Is Half Asleep But Still On An Adrenalin High.

We went to six flags today. They sonic so hard neurotoxin comes out of their face. You know what. I have to shower. Sollux has. Snowy owl named Jareth. Don't you wish your owl was as cute as pie? I named my dragon Vaord, because Jeremieboyfriend is a nerd. Valord means 'Dragon King' in Hylian. So I call it Jeremie Valord. I actually call him Jeremie for a reason that isn't entirely related to boyfriend. His scales are the same shade of blue Jeremie's turtleneck was in season 1 of Code Lyoko. -runs outside- Mom: "Dal where you going?" Me: "Well I was gonna play outside. But it's dark." Mom: "Are you half asleep?" Me: "No, it's just cooler so I wanted to dance. I forgot I'm afraid of the dark." Mom: "Ahh, monsters?" Me: "Yup." -rubs inside- "I AM NOT STUPID. I DON'T CARE WHAT TOU SAY. I'M NOT STUPID!" Dad: -playing Killzone- "Uh, if you say so...." Me: -giggling horribly- "Yeah, w/e sStrider yer fulla shit."  Ladies and gentlemen, my family. Yes, a shower is definately something that needs to happen. -Dane<3

AWOLNATION is a legitimately good band you guys,

I just don't want tobe paying attention to punnett squares right now. Ben Steph and I are researching hemophilia an dbleehehhhhhh nobody cares.

We get out of school in like five days though.
That's cool.

Shit, i think we're up next.

Well anyway, AWOLNATION is a good band.


ALter I'll post a link.

byeeee!

-DANE<3

Pinkie Pie Needs to Stop Singing.

Seriously you guys, she just needs to stop. Stop singing to scary trees and bouncing on about Gala's. And Rarity- Don't even get me started, this is ridiculous. And Fluttershy. Oh hell Fluttershy<3 and Rainbow Dash! AND AJ. <3 and Twilight is just a douche, and bleh. Screw Twilight. OHMYGODIT'SLIKEICAN'TCHOOSE. I feel my loyalty should be to my Patron Pony because she's all "WONDERBOLTS MUTHAFUCKA." but idfk. And while we're talking about Equestria, Julia and I officially turned Ben into a Brony. He pretended otherwise at first. Just little things, like "Well doesn't Rainbow Da-that one want to get into the Wonderbolt- Wonder-somethings?" and then full-on Bronyness. "Well? Does she sacrifice herself for her friends?DoesLuna learn her lesson? So does Rainbow Dash ever become a Wonderbolt?" OH GOD PINKIE STOP SINGING. SOLLUX CONROL YOUR PATRON PONY!!!!!!!!!! I think I probably had a poit when I started this post. Probably not. I'm debating whether or not I should spam the whole blog with just random rants. I think maybe I'll try not to. Although since this here post is mainly FIM, I'll stick to that here. Tomorrow's friday, there will be time for rants. Earlier though. XD Julia: "I don't like Apple Jack, really." me (letting my Southern accent out): "Quiet Nahw. Ah like her." Ben:"You sound /just/ like her." xD fuck, we have a Mud Run tomorrow, I should sleep. Night! -Dane<3

You Guys There Are SO MANY RANTS TO POST.

Oh, that last 'Haddock finger sparkle' thing was from a gif on tumblr. If anybody is interested in seeing it, it's under the Captain Haddock tag. Like I said, there are sO many rants for me to throw at you lovely Pegasi out there. I'll spare you and start withone. Let's start with one of my cartoon rants. So I've been watching the old Tintin cartoon, and ohmygosh, today's cartoos will never compare. I don't wanna be one of those 'the 90's were the best' people, but in my opinion it was. For cartoons, anyway. Nothing was over CGI'd, most ideas weren't overdone, and NOTHIG WAS CENSORED. Well okay stuff was censored. But I mean, the first episode of Tintin is a mafia trade off type thing, a murder, several murder attempts, the phrase 'boozehound', and some overwnergetic kid befriending a drunken captain and discovering the Karabojan (for anyone who hasen't seen, that's a ship)is full of Opium. Opium, Brothers. On a kid's cartoon. Also, uou actually saw the baseball bat make contact with the kid's (?is he a kid?) head. You just don't see that On kid's cartoons anymore!!!!! People can't carry weapons on screen, drink booze, and they certainly can't talk about drug smuggling. I just kind of wish cartoons were how they used to be. I don't know, maybe that's just me. Later Days! -Dane<3

THE MAGIC HADDOCK FINGER SPARLKE FROM BLUE ORANGES

Your argument is automatically invalid.




-Dane<3

Hurray?

Today we had eight people visit our blog. That's a new record.


Or at least, it would be if one of those wasn't me and the rest were all Ben, as far as I know. I'm sure everyone is very disappointed. 

My random thought of the day! (Lora)

So here is my random thought of the day. Ben was playing with a gummy eraser and turned it into a die, then i thought of how that might sound. This picture amuses me! Your thoughts? Leave a comment! (i made this picture! Aren't you proud of me!)

What sense does this make?

wow, think about it.

I can predict the next movie you WILL see

Hey-oh! So it's Lora here, I just got back from seeing "Marvel's The Avengers", I saw it in 3D ^U^ (that's a smiley, i think...). O.K, even if your not a mega super hero geek like me, you will love it! It's an amazing movie, quite a bit different that I actually thought it would be, it has a lot of comedy in it! It's been rated pretty high and i can see why (i rymed!)! everyone should see it, whether it's in theaters or rented, you know what, better yet buy the fricken movie! i garentie you like it or..... um..... well.... if you don't like it give it to me! (sorry for my incorrect spelling and stuff..... i'll try to put a trailer at the bottom of the page).

Holy Magic Mushrooms, Dr. thunder is DELICIOUS.

I had a whole frickin' post typed up. -headdesk headdesk headdesk- Well, wasn't anythig important. I have to go finish a comic. Here, have a Tintin. Or not. Fuckin' ipod. -Dane<3

Public Service Announcement

Hello there. This is Julia, bringing you a very important announcement. As you can see, it's so important that I'm not even using a fun font.
We're here to talk about duck rape.
Yes, kibitzers (actually, I'm calling you all unicorns), you read that right. Duck rape.
No, I'm not joking. Millions of ducks* are raped every day, and if we don't do something about it, this will continue. Do you want this to continue, unicorns? No!
And as if that isn't enough, there are hundreds of millions** of baby ducks being born every day as a result of merciless duck rape. Then those rape babies grow up and are just another target for the big rapist ducks. How horrible.
So, unicorns, I ask you to join me in my (well, it's not really mine) endeavor to stop this. Over on the side of the screen you'll see I've added a DARD button. That's from Mayor Gia's blog. Pop over there and grab the button, too. The baby ducks that will never be born thank you already.
To meet our founder and read his inspiring words, go here, here, and here. 
Please. For the ducks.


*Unofficial statistic. In fact, I just made that up. But Dane says she once saw a duck being raped, so I guess it's close enough.
** Also unofficial. But the rape babies think it's true.

Hello, My name is Dane. (An Introduction)

Hello my fellow illogical pegasi, I am Dane. No, you aren't reading the textbox guide wrong, This stupid iPod doesn't let me type in Orange. Perhaps I'll get Lora to edit it. Or maybe I'll sneak on during the free time I don't use at school? Wow do I sound like I've got a stick up my butt. xD As you've probably guessed by now, Dane is an alias. I wanted to be Dave, or Tomas, But I'm a chick, and didn't want to confuse anyone. xD BY THE WAY, If any of you know where Sollux's name comes from and why her text color is purple, you win... Uh.... INTERNET HUGZ. Or a drawing. probably a drawing. Hold on guys. Gotta find a demon ginger's drumstick. Well, I found a potato chip feom a moth ago, something slimy I don't want to identify, and my teadybear phonecharm. Close the fuc- flip enough, right? ... Right? Yeah. Glad we got that covered. Anyway, this is just a little introduction I guess. Basics? I think YES. Thinks I love: Comics from all over the world, My Chemical Romance, Anime, drawing, Webcomics, books, writing, things like that. Oh. And Homestuck. Be lovin' that Homestuck. You guys see the update? I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED DIRK'S TOTALLY OBVIOUS FUTURE-TALK HINTS- Sorry. Things I hate:.... I don't hate much, actually. In fact, I can pretty much limit my hatred to Republicans and music from the past two years. And since I'm trying not to drag my political side into the happy blog here, we can limit my hatred to music. But only crappy autotuned crap. Anyway, It's dinnertime, and Light the Angry 2-Year-Old-Brother demands I come pray with him. Later days! -Dane<3

Calling all kibitzers!

By the way, your a kibitzer because it's another word for bystander which is another word for viewer and therefore you are our kibitzers! So i'm Lora (which isn't her real name. Hehe, I'm Julia.) yeah, that was Julia, she stole the computer.... but me and mah friends (of which I am one) okay.... well me and OUR friends will be posting on here and will claim our own colors of text. My color is obviously this more emerald pale green, Julia's is that blue one.... so yeah. on the side I will include a key so you can tell who's writing what. You want to say anything else Julia? Yes. Yes I do.

Basically, this blog will be a chronicle of our misadventures and daily antics. Updated irregularly and often forgotten, It'll be a mishmash of doodles, annoying rants, internet things, pictures, and things that will likely make sense to no one but us. And often not even that. Oh, and obsolete things. Those'll make an an apperance, too.

So let's start with a question. Lora wants to know what a pinecone is doing on a hedgehog.  Can anyone help her out?
First of all, you make me sound crazy! I'm insane get it right Julia! Gilgamesh! But this will make sense to those who don't make sense so enjoy!