Pinkie Pie Needs to Stop Singing.

Seriously you guys, she just needs to stop. Stop singing to scary trees and bouncing on about Gala's. And Rarity- Don't even get me started, this is ridiculous. And Fluttershy. Oh hell Fluttershy<3 and Rainbow Dash! AND AJ. <3 and Twilight is just a douche, and bleh. Screw Twilight. OHMYGODIT'SLIKEICAN'TCHOOSE. I feel my loyalty should be to my Patron Pony because she's all "WONDERBOLTS MUTHAFUCKA." but idfk. And while we're talking about Equestria, Julia and I officially turned Ben into a Brony. He pretended otherwise at first. Just little things, like "Well doesn't Rainbow Da-that one want to get into the Wonderbolt- Wonder-somethings?" and then full-on Bronyness. "Well? Does she sacrifice herself for her friends?DoesLuna learn her lesson? So does Rainbow Dash ever become a Wonderbolt?" OH GOD PINKIE STOP SINGING. SOLLUX CONROL YOUR PATRON PONY!!!!!!!!!! I think I probably had a poit when I started this post. Probably not. I'm debating whether or not I should spam the whole blog with just random rants. I think maybe I'll try not to. Although since this here post is mainly FIM, I'll stick to that here. Tomorrow's friday, there will be time for rants. Earlier though. XD Julia: "I don't like Apple Jack, really." me (letting my Southern accent out): "Quiet Nahw. Ah like her." Ben:"You sound /just/ like her." xD fuck, we have a Mud Run tomorrow, I should sleep. Night! -Dane<3

You Guys There Are SO MANY RANTS TO POST.

Oh, that last 'Haddock finger sparkle' thing was from a gif on tumblr. If anybody is interested in seeing it, it's under the Captain Haddock tag. Like I said, there are sO many rants for me to throw at you lovely Pegasi out there. I'll spare you and start withone. Let's start with one of my cartoon rants. So I've been watching the old Tintin cartoon, and ohmygosh, today's cartoos will never compare. I don't wanna be one of those 'the 90's were the best' people, but in my opinion it was. For cartoons, anyway. Nothing was over CGI'd, most ideas weren't overdone, and NOTHIG WAS CENSORED. Well okay stuff was censored. But I mean, the first episode of Tintin is a mafia trade off type thing, a murder, several murder attempts, the phrase 'boozehound', and some overwnergetic kid befriending a drunken captain and discovering the Karabojan (for anyone who hasen't seen, that's a ship)is full of Opium. Opium, Brothers. On a kid's cartoon. Also, uou actually saw the baseball bat make contact with the kid's (?is he a kid?) head. You just don't see that On kid's cartoons anymore!!!!! People can't carry weapons on screen, drink booze, and they certainly can't talk about drug smuggling. I just kind of wish cartoons were how they used to be. I don't know, maybe that's just me. Later Days! -Dane<3

THE MAGIC HADDOCK FINGER SPARLKE FROM BLUE ORANGES

Your argument is automatically invalid.




-Dane<3

Hurray?

Today we had eight people visit our blog. That's a new record.


Or at least, it would be if one of those wasn't me and the rest were all Ben, as far as I know. I'm sure everyone is very disappointed. 

My random thought of the day! (Lora)

So here is my random thought of the day. Ben was playing with a gummy eraser and turned it into a die, then i thought of how that might sound. This picture amuses me! Your thoughts? Leave a comment! (i made this picture! Aren't you proud of me!)

What sense does this make?

wow, think about it.

I can predict the next movie you WILL see

Hey-oh! So it's Lora here, I just got back from seeing "Marvel's The Avengers", I saw it in 3D ^U^ (that's a smiley, i think...). O.K, even if your not a mega super hero geek like me, you will love it! It's an amazing movie, quite a bit different that I actually thought it would be, it has a lot of comedy in it! It's been rated pretty high and i can see why (i rymed!)! everyone should see it, whether it's in theaters or rented, you know what, better yet buy the fricken movie! i garentie you like it or..... um..... well.... if you don't like it give it to me! (sorry for my incorrect spelling and stuff..... i'll try to put a trailer at the bottom of the page).

Holy Magic Mushrooms, Dr. thunder is DELICIOUS.

I had a whole frickin' post typed up. -headdesk headdesk headdesk- Well, wasn't anythig important. I have to go finish a comic. Here, have a Tintin. Or not. Fuckin' ipod. -Dane<3

Public Service Announcement

Hello there. This is Julia, bringing you a very important announcement. As you can see, it's so important that I'm not even using a fun font.
We're here to talk about duck rape.
Yes, kibitzers (actually, I'm calling you all unicorns), you read that right. Duck rape.
No, I'm not joking. Millions of ducks* are raped every day, and if we don't do something about it, this will continue. Do you want this to continue, unicorns? No!
And as if that isn't enough, there are hundreds of millions** of baby ducks being born every day as a result of merciless duck rape. Then those rape babies grow up and are just another target for the big rapist ducks. How horrible.
So, unicorns, I ask you to join me in my (well, it's not really mine) endeavor to stop this. Over on the side of the screen you'll see I've added a DARD button. That's from Mayor Gia's blog. Pop over there and grab the button, too. The baby ducks that will never be born thank you already.
To meet our founder and read his inspiring words, go here, here, and here. 
Please. For the ducks.


*Unofficial statistic. In fact, I just made that up. But Dane says she once saw a duck being raped, so I guess it's close enough.
** Also unofficial. But the rape babies think it's true.