I HAVE CHORTLES!!

This about sums up my week.

Something Tells Me.....

There is apparently a limit to how many followers a blog can have. It is 5000. Something tells me our little blog eill never have to worry about traffic. ~Dane<3

Dane Is Half Asleep But Still On An Adrenalin High.

We went to six flags today. They sonic so hard neurotoxin comes out of their face. You know what. I have to shower. Sollux has. Snowy owl named Jareth. Don't you wish your owl was as cute as pie? I named my dragon Vaord, because Jeremieboyfriend is a nerd. Valord means 'Dragon King' in Hylian. So I call it Jeremie Valord. I actually call him Jeremie for a reason that isn't entirely related to boyfriend. His scales are the same shade of blue Jeremie's turtleneck was in season 1 of Code Lyoko. -runs outside- Mom: "Dal where you going?" Me: "Well I was gonna play outside. But it's dark." Mom: "Are you half asleep?" Me: "No, it's just cooler so I wanted to dance. I forgot I'm afraid of the dark." Mom: "Ahh, monsters?" Me: "Yup." -rubs inside- "I AM NOT STUPID. I DON'T CARE WHAT TOU SAY. I'M NOT STUPID!" Dad: -playing Killzone- "Uh, if you say so...." Me: -giggling horribly- "Yeah, w/e sStrider yer fulla shit."  Ladies and gentlemen, my family. Yes, a shower is definately something that needs to happen. -Dane<3

AWOLNATION is a legitimately good band you guys,

I just don't want tobe paying attention to punnett squares right now. Ben Steph and I are researching hemophilia an dbleehehhhhhh nobody cares.

We get out of school in like five days though.
That's cool.

Shit, i think we're up next.

Well anyway, AWOLNATION is a good band.


ALter I'll post a link.

byeeee!

-DANE<3

Pinkie Pie Needs to Stop Singing.

Seriously you guys, she just needs to stop. Stop singing to scary trees and bouncing on about Gala's. And Rarity- Don't even get me started, this is ridiculous. And Fluttershy. Oh hell Fluttershy<3 and Rainbow Dash! AND AJ. <3 and Twilight is just a douche, and bleh. Screw Twilight. OHMYGODIT'SLIKEICAN'TCHOOSE. I feel my loyalty should be to my Patron Pony because she's all "WONDERBOLTS MUTHAFUCKA." but idfk. And while we're talking about Equestria, Julia and I officially turned Ben into a Brony. He pretended otherwise at first. Just little things, like "Well doesn't Rainbow Da-that one want to get into the Wonderbolt- Wonder-somethings?" and then full-on Bronyness. "Well? Does she sacrifice herself for her friends?DoesLuna learn her lesson? So does Rainbow Dash ever become a Wonderbolt?" OH GOD PINKIE STOP SINGING. SOLLUX CONROL YOUR PATRON PONY!!!!!!!!!! I think I probably had a poit when I started this post. Probably not. I'm debating whether or not I should spam the whole blog with just random rants. I think maybe I'll try not to. Although since this here post is mainly FIM, I'll stick to that here. Tomorrow's friday, there will be time for rants. Earlier though. XD Julia: "I don't like Apple Jack, really." me (letting my Southern accent out): "Quiet Nahw. Ah like her." Ben:"You sound /just/ like her." xD fuck, we have a Mud Run tomorrow, I should sleep. Night! -Dane<3

You Guys There Are SO MANY RANTS TO POST.

Oh, that last 'Haddock finger sparkle' thing was from a gif on tumblr. If anybody is interested in seeing it, it's under the Captain Haddock tag. Like I said, there are sO many rants for me to throw at you lovely Pegasi out there. I'll spare you and start withone. Let's start with one of my cartoon rants. So I've been watching the old Tintin cartoon, and ohmygosh, today's cartoos will never compare. I don't wanna be one of those 'the 90's were the best' people, but in my opinion it was. For cartoons, anyway. Nothing was over CGI'd, most ideas weren't overdone, and NOTHIG WAS CENSORED. Well okay stuff was censored. But I mean, the first episode of Tintin is a mafia trade off type thing, a murder, several murder attempts, the phrase 'boozehound', and some overwnergetic kid befriending a drunken captain and discovering the Karabojan (for anyone who hasen't seen, that's a ship)is full of Opium. Opium, Brothers. On a kid's cartoon. Also, uou actually saw the baseball bat make contact with the kid's (?is he a kid?) head. You just don't see that On kid's cartoons anymore!!!!! People can't carry weapons on screen, drink booze, and they certainly can't talk about drug smuggling. I just kind of wish cartoons were how they used to be. I don't know, maybe that's just me. Later Days! -Dane<3

THE MAGIC HADDOCK FINGER SPARLKE FROM BLUE ORANGES

Your argument is automatically invalid.




-Dane<3